Hitler learns about the RoI 2010 headliners :D
via youtube.com and Karthik Desai
:D Up the horns!!! \m/!!
Hi, I am a big time tech enthusiast. I have just finished my schooling and have joined an engineering course in Bangalore.
I am a typical cancerian. I love my music, the outdoors, traveling, gadgets and everything about the internet. All in all I am a Tech junkie. Above all I am an apple fanatic and an avid iPhone lover.
:D Up the horns!!! \m/!!
Woah!! I know this IS really old but its simply awesome!!
The Indian Govt. has planned Unique Identification Numbers for every citizen of INDIA by 2011. When we all have the UID (under the chairmanship of Nandan Nilkani) cards this could be one such conversation....
via arushbhat.posterous.com
(a hypothetical situation)Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..." Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose ID card number first, Sir?"Customer: "It's he..., hold........ ..on...... .889861356102049 998-45-54610" Operator : "OK... You're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jal Vayu. Your home number is 22678893, your office 25076666 and your mobile is 09869798888. Which number are you calling from now Sir?" Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir" Customer: "How come?"Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?" Operator : "Try our Low Fat Pizza. You'll like it"Customer: "How do you know for sure?"Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir" Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 05, Sir. The total is Rs 500.00"Customer: "Can I pay by! Credit card?" Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs 23,000.75 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.." Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today" Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your Nano Car..." Customer: " What!"Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a Nano car,...registration number GZ-05-AB-1107. ."Customer: " ????"Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?" Customer: "Nothing..... By the way... Aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic.... ... " Customer: #$^%&$@$% ^Operator : "Better watch your language Sir.. Remember on 15th July 2010 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman... ?"Customer: [Faints] ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
With a size somewhere between an iPhone and a netbook, the iPad doesn’t exactly slip into your back pocket, so figuring out where to stick your latest gadget can be a tricky endeavor.
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Haha!! Hilarious!! [proceed to the via link above to see the full story]
This is what happens when you sell out Rock Music, or get greedy to make an extra buck at the expense of making Indian Rock fans a butt joke internationally. Thor the rock god Strikes back in his awesome majesty… HACKED !!! Rock in India is HACKED to death!
‘Rock in India’ which was much praised by Sam Dunn in his Documentaries ‘Global Metal’ and ‘Metal: A Head bangers Journey’ as one of the best destinations for a Metal Fest, the festival where metalheads witnessed likes of Megadeth, Machinehead, Iron Maiden brought international shame to Indian rock tribe by announcing the headlining acts of 2010 as …. BACKSTREET BOYS and RICHARD MARX. So it was bound to happen, the gods of rock were dishonored and Thor has struck Rock In India website to unleash his fury … HACKED ! HACKED ! HACKED !
Hail Thor ! m/
Haha!! Moral of the story: You DO NOT MESS WITH METALHEADS \m/
Fire is a very powerful element. Fire in its physical form can do for you what the sun itself does for our planet. The time fire was discovered, it changed human life forever. Just think about the times you sat facing a bonfire or fireplace. There’s something enchanting about the way the blaze sizzle and pop. Then suddenly, you started staring. That’s how hypnotic it is.
"Motherjane is rock music from progressive India. Spiritual, intelligent, proudly honoring its roots & fearlessly questioning its rules. We have chosen our dreams over our fears, putting 100% of ourselves into 1% chances of success and 0% of ourselves into 99% chances of failure...we have chosen what we are ''
I've heard of this band before but in the past few weeks I've definitely gone crazy! I started listening ONLY and properly to Indian rock bands and I've sorta been on a discover and download spree ever since. :) This video and their tagline "Ethnic Spirits, Global Rock!" have transformed me into a "Majaniac"! :)
So what is the iPad? As expected, a big iPhone that can run iPhone apps, iPad apps, iTunes media, iBook books, and the Web. It starts at $499 and goes up to $829 -- cheaper than the $1,000+ prices that everyone feared.
At this price and feature set, it will compete with netbooks from the likes of Acer and Dell, perhaps with the Amazon Kindle and other e-readers, and low-end MacBooks. Some will make this their next laptop, while others will probably buy this as a third type of device.
Also the lack of flash support is another disappointment [A list of disappointments]
